got a plan - until he gets hit.
optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience.
notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision?
metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the
increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
a job you love,
and you will never have to work a day in your life."
- Confucius -
opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."
- Milton Berle -
person with courage makes a majority."
- Andrew Jackson -
person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare.
The sure-thing boat never gets far from the shore."
- Dale Carnegie -
any moment of decision,
the best thing you can do is the right thing,
the next best thing is the wrong thing,
and the worst thing you can do is nothing."
- Theodore Roosevelt -
is to do a common thing in an uncommon way."
- Booker T. Washington -
our dreams can come true-
we have the courage to pursue them."
- Walt Disney -
is a way to do it better...find it."
- Thomas Edison -
greatest thing in this world is not so much where we stand,
as in what direction we are moving."
- Oliver Wendall Holmes -
are so many things you can learn about.
But you'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut."
- Dr. Suess -
is not what happens to a man.
It is what a man does with what happens to him."
- Aldous Huxley -
one gets very far
unless he accomplishes the impossible at least once a day."
- Elbert Hubbard -
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses
always thought and said Farmers are the smartest people in the world. They
don't go for high hats and they can spot a phony a mile off.
It's not whether
you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
men hire first-rate men; second-rate men hire third-rate men.
you want is not necessarily what you need.
sense is not so common.
are five stages to an actor's career: who is Herschel Bernardi? get me Herschel
Bernardi; get me a Herschel Bernardi type; get me a young Herschel Bernardi; and
who is Herschel Bernardi?
a conversation, keep in mind that you're more interested in what you have to say
than anyone else is.
started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait.
everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
George S. Patton, Jr.
idea is to die young as late as possible.
succeeds like the appearance of success.
of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for president.
One hopes it is the same half.
are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are
looking for ideas.
change of circumstances can repair a defect of character.
only disability in life is a bad attitude.
spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it.
man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 30 has wasted 20 years of
everything you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do
Mohandas K. Gandhi
people tell you how young you look, they are also telling you how old you are.
don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
is still no cure for the common birthday.
in the lap of luxury isn't bad, except that you never know when luxury is going
to stand up.
beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
is nature's way of saying "Let's party!"
embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is out-grossing my films.
dogs talked, one of them would be president by now. Everybody likes dogs.
are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.
old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind.
at the end of the day when I'm smiling and shaking hands, I want to kick them.
president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to
stand there and take it.
Lyndon B. Johnson
are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
George Stephanopoulos of Bill Clinton
do not lead by hitting people over the head. That's assault, not leadership.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
George W. Bush
is nothing without opportunity.
of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up
being governed by your inferiors.
a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.
is good health and a bad memory.
was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to
ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
the rich make war it's the poor that die.
road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
think, therefore I'm single.
is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
I did in my life that was worthwhile I caught hell for.
knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
basically amounts to finding new and more horrible ways to die.
John W. Campbell
believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that
money can buy.
events can take on monumental proportions when your head is full of practically
most valuable of all talents is never using two words when one will do.
this country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Today is worth two Tomorrows.
saw the new Italian navy. Its boats have glass bottoms so they can see the old
Peter Secchia, US Ambassador to Italy
have the power to do any damn fool thing we want to do, and we seem to do it
about every ten minutes.
Senator J. William Fulbright
have no real force except when one is well fed.
every act of thy life as though it were thy last.
the well before you are thirsty.
you want your children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility
on their shoulders.
Abigail Van Buren
never too late to become what you might have been.
is French for "slave."
is an important part of a balanced diet.
the case of many poets, the most important thing for them to do is to write as
little as possible.
T. S. Eliot
is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth
boasting ends, there dignity begins.
can be young without money but you can't be old without it.
rather be dead than singing "Satisfaction" when I'm forty-five.
happens if an asteroid hits the Earth? Judging from realistic simulations
involving a sledgehammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be
you can imagine is real.
make me come down there. - God
don't question your existence. - God
I need to be there. – God
nice, or I'll make the traffic worse. - God
a polyatheist - there are many gods I don't believe in.
you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you
have learned how to live.
a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him
sit on a hot stove for a minute-and it's longer than any hour. That's
the mathematicians have attacked the relativity theory, I myself no longer
of us visits this Earth involuntarily, and without an invitation. For me, it is
enough to wonder at the secrets.
greatest danger in communication is the illusion it has been achieved.
George Bernard Shaw
is the ultimate form of self-indulgence.
radical is a man with both feet planted firmly in the air.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
flies when you're on Prozac.
50 everyone has the face he deserves.
gotta be me.
Sammy Davis, Jr.